Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I’m driving the bus.
George Costanza: You’re Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I’m fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Thought this Seinfeld snippet was perfect to describe our day. Two (2) kids, snorting cocaine through a mechanical pencil.
What’s more important, comparing Mark Twain’s Calaveras County piece and Life on the Mississippi, or a wee bit of coke in the corner?
…and they just keep on ringing the bell.