(Great song that I ran to tonight…)3 miles at 11:13 pace tonight. Used Hammer Gel. Wasn’t faster, but felt better. Like I was flying…which, obviously I wasn’t. I’m simply not fast. Oh well.
School started today. I said to one of my classes, “We’re doing a school to job class…because you will all eventually need a job.” Our newest student yells out. “I need a blow job.”
I’m tired already.
Tomorrow I have a parent conference with a Dad who wants to know why his kid got kicked out of my class. Well, sir…we were reading the book Night, and as I’m trying to get the class in order, your son says, “You teachers are just like the Germans.” I say, “Really? That’s inappropriate…” and ask him to leave. On his way out the kid yells, “You’re lucky I’m in anger management!!”
Um, no buddy…YOU’RE lucky you’re in anger management…Really.
May 20th. Can’t come soon enough.
**Lyrics from “Lose Yourself”, by Eminem