I just went to my first biker event. I’m an English teacher. A marathoner. A Single mom. 52 years old. And, I’m in love with Harley Guy. Yet, I have no primer on how to be a biker chick. I thought you had to have tattoos and wear risque clothes. Not so much:
- First of all, you wave at other bikers. Except at biker’s events. Because you’d be waving all the damn time.
- You need common sense to ride. You need a jacket when it’s cold. Very simple.
- Don’t lean when he’s at a stop sign. You’ll be going over.
- If your man wants the bottom floor of the motel, it’s not because it’s the best room. It’s so he can keep his eyes on the bike. Deal with it.
- You can wear hot clothes. But, you can only wear them for your man.
- He gets the table. You walk into a restaurant, and every hostess looks to you, because you always get the table you want. Not so fast. She talks to him. She takes us to the table…and if you have a good man, he looks at you and says “Is this okay baby?”
- If you’re cold, or hot…he will pull over and get the clothes/jackets that you need.
- He may like tattoos. He may have one. Or two. But what he likes on you is for you…to be a lady.
- You don’t drag this man through a crowd. You don’t walk ahead on your own. Because, actually, you are in a relationship. Be in one. Stop being all independent. You’re in a relationship.
- I saw one lady dressing down her man in front of other men. This is. No. Good.
- Smile.
Sound like the 50s?…if so, bring back the good times. I’m pretty happy. This is all new for me. No more Miss Independent. I’m in love…with a real man.
You’re welcome.
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Linda I am so happy for you! Michelle
Well, that’s just awesome. Cheers!
(And, re: your comment on my blog, no we’re not. Not sure where you got that idea.)
That is a smoking naughty picture! Where the hell did u get my hair?
Ok, not naughty, cute?
Just met a biker and having met and married so called nice boys, he is the best of the best. helps his family. and has a good heart. ladies stop being afraid of the bikers. true gentlemen.